Methods I've tried to have a slimmer or smaller nose or whatever you call it

YES this is gonna be the post on noses ! 
Sadly I'm born an asian with a fat big nose so I've tried so many ways to try to make my nose appear or seem smaller or higher or just, not fat and big.

Like hey, who doesn't want a nose like this ?



It's nice and cute and has a high nose bridge, it's sexy it's pretty it's skinny it's small .

And well, I'm too young for a nose job and I don't think I ever wanna do a nose job because it's like slicing a apple into half and jabbing it multiple times except on my nose o.o

but maybe in the future when I'm all grown up my mindset will change ?

but anyway.

These are the 3 methods that i've tried to make my nose smaller/appear higher etc etc WITHOUT surgery.

1) Highlighting & contouring my nose 

Okay, this didn't work for me. 

cause I think I didn't know how to contour properly at that time when i tried to, and the past couple of days I tried again properly and well, it was not as bad as before. But my nose is too huge to have a difference when contoured.

Like, all my nose look like is that there are two brown lines at the side and a thick, white glittering line in the middle. wth man. 

This photo is gonna blow your eyeballs out, because of how hideous I look : 

I put it x-large for you guys to admire :3 

Picture taken in December 2011. 

Okay yes. As you can see, my make-up skills suck shit last time and I had super heavy foundation smeared all over my face to cover up my disgusting acne and my eyes are uneven and my eyebrows look like jonny depp's and my face is an oil factory. 

AND LOOK AT THE CONTOURING AND HIGHLIGHTING OMG OHMYGOSH WHAT IS THAT.

FAAAIIIILLLL TO MYSELFFFFFFFF.

ELYSA HAN I'M SO DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.

HOW DID YOU LET YOURSELF DO THIS TO YOUUUUUUUUU. D; 

the contouring and highlighting actually made my nose look BIGGER.

but if you learn the correct way of contouring and highlighting, I think it should be fine. 

It won't look as bad as mine though, trust me :/ 

2) Nose-up clip

This somehow worked for me. I noticed my nose looked aliiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit smaller than before. just abit. but still, it worked :3

This is my nose clip. Got it from Sasa for around $5 i think, if i'm not wrong... :3 

Bought it like, many months ago.

Okay, that white thingy in-between the nose clip is actually a cotton pad. 

because, see this two white thingys?

( picture below ) 

It's supposed to touch and clip onto my nose, like a peg.

But it's like dirty to me to keep using it on your nose, you know what i'm sayin' ?

So everyday when I use it I'll use new and clean cotton pads and place it on my nose and than clip my nose. 

like that :

LOL i know I look like a tard monkey, even my family members were like wtf is that ?!

And I'm sorry my camera quality is so bad, cause i'm using my phone camera ~ :(

and to me it actually hurts WITHOUT using the cotton pads, like just placing the clip bare onto my nose, ouch :/ 

and my nose will become redder without the cotton pads too. 

of course with the cotton pads it's still red but not as red. 

how much the clip squeeeze le nose. 

in conclusion : Nose up clip is cheap and works somehow. So it's worth a try ! but, you HAVE to be consistent. that means do it on a daily basis. and it's a matter of getting use to it too.

3) Rulav Nose Reshaper 

Got this for $35.

Okay, basically it's two pieces of black thingys ( my vocab sucks pardon me ! ) that you're supposed to put INTO your nostrils. o.o

And the long black stick thingy is to remove them out of the nose. 

Sounds painful aye ? well I tried it.

cause i was desperate for a nice nose. 

cause they promised me :

RULAV is placed and easily removed in a few seconds in the comfort of your home, and gives you the instant pretty nose you've always wanted.

From the first moment you use it, you will be convinced of the immediate effects RULAV  gives you.

 The Nasal Corrector RULAV is unisex.  RULAV  improves the look of flat noses, columbines, FALL, WIDE and tuned much more to a pretty nose. 

Rulav can be used the whole day and like contact lenses removed before going to bed.

So don't wait and stylize your nose in a safe and 100% natural, without surgery, without risk, easy to use and at low cost!  

Something like that. 

Steps to insert the rulav thingys into the nose. 

Okay as you can see in this picture above these words, the nostril with the rulav is much longer and slimmer. 

So yes, I have a high nose bridge. but wait. 

With rulav in both nostrils. yes my nose now look pretty 'high' aye?

I don't know if it's obvious here but I don't think so.

When both the rulav is in my nostrils, my nose look like a pig nose.

Like seriously, my nose looks super duper unnaturally high and it's UNCOMFORTABLEEEE.

I can feel them in my nostrils, like REALLY FEEL EM'. 

but perhaps I bought the wrong size so, if you wanna try them out you can :)

so now I'm trying to love my current nose, but still gonna continue using the nose up clip ! :D 

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